Why you should vote for Peter Griffin and not Ron Paul

1) Peter Griffin played for the New England Patriots. Ron Paul? Soccer fan.



2) Peter Griffin is mentally retarded. Ron Paul? Probably.



3) Peter Griffin owns an awesome boat. Ron Paul? Can't even swim.



4) Peter Griffin is part black. Ron Paul? Whiter than Carrot Top.



5) Peter Griffin dated Jennifer Love Hewitt. Ron Paul? Probably gay.



6) Peter Griffin is a Boston Red Sox fan. Ron Paul? Yankees fan.



7) Peter Griffin met the Pope. Ron Paul? Jewish.



8) Peter Griffin was James Wood High's School Board President. Ron Paul? Didn't even go to high school.



9) Peter Griffin has modeled for ads. Ron Paul? Hates models. Even the hot ones.



10) Peter Griffin hangs out with Bill Clinton. Ron Paul? Too old to hang out.



11) Peter Griffin was the president of his own country, Petoria. Ron Paul? Can't even spell president (see 8).



12) Peter Griffin likes your baby, even if he's a hideous looking thing. Ron Paul? Eats babies.




Yes, this is from the future.